sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know
(Source: wartortles, via memento-monet)
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via memento-monet)
